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“I absolutely have to share this. I kept seeing those ads on Facebook for this electronic tool that was meant to suck out zits. The product that arrived was a cheap China knockoff (I knew ฝ.50 was too good to be true!) It didn’t do anything

peachnasty: Knew she was too good to be true. I think she would have been better off if she didn’t also plump her lips AND boobs. Man, fuck that shit. Everyones girlfriend is probably cooler than her. It’s kind of distressing how much cuter

contexxxt: At first, letting him pay back his ฦ,000 in attorney’s fees by letting her jerk him off sounded like a plan that was just too good to be true. As it turned out for Ron, there was some fine print he forgot to read before signing the payment

Wait a minute, THAT’S who beat up my husband at the intersection? He told me it was 2 big black guys! HA! This is too good to be true, let’s talk to her. Maybe we can arrange a rematch.

sprinkledpeenreturns: Oh here’s the unedited version of that “long” dong I previously shared. I knew it was too good to be true.

Amber - by Muse Mint Amber is taking a shore leave from the cruise ship Boob-a-Loo. It had advertised, “Expand your horizons and your bust line as you sail the seven seas!” It sounded too good to be true, but now Amber was half-way around

learningandyearning: mistress-of-denial: Only kidding, April Fool’s! I know it was too good to be true.

Sick to my stomach. Should’ve known that program was too good to be true. I really honestly believed it was the right thing to do for my sister. If anyone knew what she’s been through very recently, you’ll understand why I grasped so hard at this.

andrewbelami: Why this alien look like it just got the craziest dick of its life? lookin like the dick was too good to be true and now its just laying there waiting for E.T to come back with a warm rag

prettyxlittlexbaby: papas-little-bugaboo: babyskittlebug: AAHH Look what came in the mail today!!! :D When I found the deal, it sounded too good to be true, but it was true and I’m so happy! The pacifiers are the larger NUK 6 paci’s with silicone

andrewbelami: Why this alien look like it just got the craziest dick of its life? lookin like the dick was too good to be true and now its just laying there waiting for E.T to come back with a warm rag

Great! Now that you’re all caged up and willing to serve…I want you to meet my lover. Yes, I’m a lesbian.Of course it was too good to be true, slave. Yes, slave.Don’t worry. We’ll make you like it.

hypnorotica: It had been too good to be true, I should have realized that. But how could I pass it up? I’d seen him play in the low ELO tournament and he was competent but nowhere near my level. And he had to have seen my award ceremony earlier

bad news, I have no baking power or baking soda So no pancakes But we have…..waffles. I guess it will have to do. vnv

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